basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
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“Dammit Jim! I’m a dammit, not a dammit!”
Dammit Jim!, it’s my turn to say Dammit! Dammit!
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT JIM!
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‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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the magic begins » A character you’d like to see more of on your dashboard
There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.
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Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
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Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
Is it?
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you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLYDIAGONALLY
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pokemon fandom
u ok
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